søndag den 30. september 2007

Overvejelser.

Nu har jeg efterhånden haft multimedie i et stykke tid - Multimedie har kostet sved, blod og tårer. Der har været vredesudbrud i et sådan omfang at naboerne kom ind, for at spørge om der var nogen der var ved at komme op og slås? Okay, de største frustratiner har været i forbindelse med paint shop. Manglede virkelig den dag resten af holdet var på seminariet, mens jeg lå og hyggede mig, og stadigvæk gør, med penicillin.

Multimedie er et fag, hvor det går stærkt. Ikke bare for os som studerende, som dagligt bliver fyldt op med ny gigabites som skal lagres i hukommelsen, men også selve multimedierummet. Medier i dag er i så rivende udvilking, ja selv DR er hoppet med, nu betaler man ikke farve tv licens, men en medielicens, og selv om vores undervisere virkelig løber hurtigt, så kan de ikke nå at sætte os ind i det hele.
Når jeg taler med "unge mennesker", så kender de ikke delicious, blocklines eller flicker - men en Blog, det har de næsten alle, det er dog ikke mange der bruger den, men de bruger myspace - og noget af det nyeste som virkelig hitter, og jeg må indrømme jeg også synes det er ret sjovt facebook
Det er i de to "verdner" de unge, jeg kender, leger og mødes.

fredag den 28. september 2007

min kreation

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SÅ FOR POKKER! SÅ FATTEDE MADS LIDT!!

Opmærksomheden rettes her mod styrbor side af bloggen - deltag venligst i afstemningen - svaret vil komme her på siden efter deadline for stemmer.

og lidt mindre...

ARRRRGGGGGG

For pokker da.. jeg er ikke glad ved den paint shop endnu.. men her er et forsøg.. måske??
Jeg søgte på soccer på flicker.
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onsdag den 26. september 2007

tirsdag den 25. september 2007

Fustration

Jeg kan ikke finde ud af og lave de smarte animationer i lavede mens i var på seminariet! Jeg har snart brugt to dage - og min computer har være MEGET tæt på at blive smidt ud af døren... Håbløst!!

mandag den 24. september 2007

How To Beat Your Children At Computer Games


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Her er teksten - lige til at printe ud :-)

How To Beat Your Children At Computer Games

Let's face it, your kids know more about computer games than you do. To avoid utter humiliation when playing against them, you'll need our guide to tactics, training and yes, if necessary, cheating!

Step 1:
You will need

* A child
* A games system like a PS2 or Xbox
* A complete lack of conscience

Step 2:
Choose the game carefully
Do not challenge your child at a game he already owns, he will know more about it than you ever will. Instead, take this fight into more comfortable territory. Buy a new game that your child hasn't seen before, and one that is a simulation of something you know how to do in real life, like playing football or driving a car. You'll have enough on your plate without having to learn a whole new set of rules in some make-believe magical kingdom.

Step 3:
Late night practice sessions
When your child is safely tucked up in bed, take advantage of your later bedtime by getting used to the game and the controller. Read the game instructions carefully, you will find there are many more buttons and button combinations to deal with compared to your old Pacman days.

Step 4:
Find some cheats
Cheats are secret codes placed in the game by its creators that unlock helpful things such as unlimited speed, strength or health. Try searching through gaming magazines or websites to find the boost you'll need to beat your child.

Step 5:
A dodgy controller
Replace one of your child's existing controllers with a cheap and low quality version, and then make sure that you get the good one when you play the game. You may wish to stick some of the buttons down with some jam, and then blame it on the child. Any sticking buttons or slow response times from the dodgy controller can only help your cause.

Step 6:
Psych them out
Just before you play, put your child off his game by threatening to cut his pocket money, or mention a possible visit by the weird Aunt who gives him the creeps. You will know what will upset your child most easily, so feel free to improvise. Remember, you will need your child flustered and upset to have any chance of victory.

Step 7:
If all else fails, pause
There is a good chance that even after all of this, you may still find it a struggle on the day of the game. One final gambit is the pause trick. If you are losing, start to cough loudly, pause the game and order your child to get you a glass of water. Once he has left the room, un-pause the game to rack up an unassailable lead. Pause the game, and when your child returns, swear blind nothing has changed.

Step 8:
Choose another game
After being unable to beat your child without cheating, it is vital that you rebuild your shattered ego. Challenge your child to games where you have a distinct advantage, and don't hold back. You will feel a lot better after a crushing Scrabble victory.
GAME OVER!
After you've won, it's up to you and your conscience as to whether you confess your cheating ways, crow mercilessly over them, or simply send them to their room. Well done, you've taught your child a valuable lesson, life isn't fair.

Endnu en blog

Så starter vi op med endnu en blog. Denne blog skal åbenbart være seriøs med overvejelser og gode refleksioner.... Så det må jeg jo se og komme i gang med :-)